Okay. I admit it. I’ve had a couple of weeks away from the office and have probably enjoyed a few more coffees than I would fit into an ordinary working day. You’d think that was a simple, innocent enough indulgence given there are so many alternative vices around to choose from. Well, wrong. Why did nobody warn me that too much coffee in these fabulous perimenopause years can contribute to horribly painful, throbbing breasts? I might have been spared days of misery and think of the fun I could have had trying out alternative beverages. I might work my way through an A-Z of potential substitutes (Absinthe, Baileys, Cointreau, Drambuie, Eggnog, Fizz, Gin, Heineken …) were it not for the fact that these are all alcohol products and bring with them perimenopause challenges of their own, no doubt. So what, I ask, is a girl to do without coffee? Answers on a postcard please – or by way of a comment. All suggestions welcome (but please don’t try to sell me HRT-related products or menopause cream. I’ve already had those emails!)






